Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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