I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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