I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
