I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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