i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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