You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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