pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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