I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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