i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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