College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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