HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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