He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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