you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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