okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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