so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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