Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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