id be glad to
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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