Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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