Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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