that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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