Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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