We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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