Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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