Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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