Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
This is classic penis vs brain.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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