It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
as a side note pls kill me
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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