we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I checked into jail on foursquare
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I woke up under a house in Key West
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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