ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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