her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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