I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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