I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
