Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Go christen that room with your naked body.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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