Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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