i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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