wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
one might say we're banned from that church
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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