3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Enjoy the penises
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
