I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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