yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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