My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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