North Korea, Best Korea!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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