My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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