Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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