talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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