so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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