she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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