I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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