honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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did i walk over a car last night?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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