I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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