No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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