Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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