You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I have already put on my inside pants.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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