i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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