she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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