Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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